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Three different branding approaches for the same revolutionary healthcare platform
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Political Satire
conceptofaplanhealth.com
"We Have More Than a 'Concept of a Plan'" - Direct response to political healthcare debates with humor and real solutions
- ✓ Trump "concept of a plan" reference
- ✓ Political humor with real numbers
- ✓ Anti-establishment messaging
- ✓ "Unlike Congress, we show our math"
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Literary Adventure
ahabhealth.com
"Call me Ahab..." - Hunt the white whale of healthcare costs with an epic Moby Dick narrative
- ✓ Moby Dick theme throughout
- ✓ Nautical/whaling metaphors
- ✓ Epic quest narrative
- ✓ Captain/crew/voyage terminology
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Tech-Forward Crypto
cryptohealthshare.com
Built on USDC stablecoin infrastructure - Deep technical dive for crypto-native audiences
- ✓ Blockchain/stablecoin emphasis
- ✓ Technical architecture details
- ✓ DeFi yield strategies explained
- ✓ Smart contract security deep dive
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Same Product, Different Stories
All three variants offer the same revolutionary healthcare solution:
70%
Cost Reduction
$30K+
Annual Savings
100%
Transparent
The messaging is different, but the value proposition remains the same. Each variant targets a different audience with tailored storytelling.
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